No one could have predicted this. Except every “conspiracy theorist.” Every conspiracy theorist said this. But they are all kooks, so no one could have known that they were right about this. Medical Xpress: High levels of fluoride in drinking water may dim the intelligence of children, a new U.S. government report shows. Based on... Read More

Previously: UK: 11-Year-Old Girl Conveniently Stabbed by Alleged White Man, Allegedly Saved by Moslem This isn’t even a British person, according to the story. And frankly, he’s most likely a crisis actor. Daily Mail: The girl was left with injuries to the face, shoulder, wrist and neck after the ‘random attack’ at the London tourist... Read More

I’m old enough to remember when the Russians were hacking our elections because they wanted Donald Trump to make peace. Now the Iranians are hacking our elections because they’re afraid he’ll make war. It’s weird how… I don’t know what’s weird. It’s interesting that Trump was a feared peace candidate, and now he’s a promoted... Read More

Author’s note: This is a Sunday article. I’m trying to keep this nonpolitical. This is sort of political but also not. Please note that this is mostly intended to be fun, aside from the fact that I really do think you should leave the cities. I’m not trying to convince people Trump is the Antichrist.... Read More

Previously: Conservatives Whine After FBI Director Says Shrapnel Could Have Caused Trump Ear Scratch Whether or not “getting shot” and “getting hit by shrapnel” are the same thing is apparently a hugely consequential question for American conservatives. Typically, “getting shot” and “getting hit by shrapnel” are considered two different things, which is why you hear... Read More

Here we go. Finally. The velocity of the bullet passing that close to Trump’s skull would have caused a shockwave and brain bleeding. There is kinetic energy surrounding the bullet. People are asking about this. CNN published an article about it. “It could have actually been shrapnel, which is why he only received a small... Read More

I was really surprised Joy Reid hadn’t said this. It really is the obvious thing to say, because it’s the most likely explanation of what happened. He could have bladed himself, he could have had an injury from before that he peeled something off of to make bleed, he could have used a blood capsule.... Read More

See: BUSTED: American Jews Were Doing Insider Trading Before October 7 Hamas Attack Huh. Seems like the leadership of Israel would want this sort of thing investigated so it doesn’t happen again, yeah? Strange. The Guardian: The Israeli prime minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, has rejected calls for an immediate independent inquiry into the security failures that... Read More

I came out and boldly said that the Trump “assassination attempt” was probably fake. I didn’t say I was sure, I said that’s what it looked like to me, regardless of the details. From 40,000 feet, it looked fake. One of the responses was that if it was going to be fake, they would blame... Read More

We’re still getting new information about the timeline of the “Ear Scratch Heard Round the World.” If this 26-minute warning timeline turns out to be true… well, it wouldn’t really change anything, because there was already no way that “incompetence” was the reason a 20-year-old patsy was able to get into the best sniper perch... Read More

Hey, so now he’s got Bill Maher defending him. What a nice story. The whole country – at least all of the Jews – are rallying around Donald Trump. Decider: This is the entire Jewish media narrative – “the election is already over, Trump won.” No, of course not. That would have been terrible for... Read More

So, look. I was supposed to write a review of the assassination attempt today. But I didn’t. Frankly, the piece I wrote announcing that I was going to write that piece covered all my main points. But I’m still going to write a thing, hopefully tomorrow, explaining that the CIA doesn’t miss, so either that... Read More

This is just obvious and this was my immediate and most important point about this supposed assassination attempt: Trump is now invincible, everyone knows it, he’s Caesar the God-King, and he is going back to the White House with a support base stronger than any president has had since 9/11. He’s going to be able... Read More

UPDATE: This is like 5,000 words and I’m getting bullied over: “Aiming for his ear” is not meant to be literal. I’d have hoped that was obvious. What I meant was that if the CIA was attempting to assassinate Trump, and wanted to kill him, and had an open shot, and fired ten rounds at... Read More

Well. This is a happening. Donald Trump just got shot during a rally. Apparently. The word being used is “apparently.” It looks like he got grazed by a bullet. He took the time to do the fist pound before he was rushed off stage. He actually said “wait, wait, wait” so he could do the... Read More

Israel has a policy called “the Hannibal Protocol” that it is better to kill Israelis than let them be taken hostage, so you have footage of the IDF killing their own people as they were being taken hostage. Hannibal was a Carthaginian general who poisoned himself rather than allow himself to be captured by the... Read More

This is the way the US government deals with toxic waste incidents: They bring in experts to assess the situation, asking them if anyone is going to die immediately The experts say “no, it will be at least a decade before the cancers start to show up” The government laughs and says “haha, who gives... Read More

Referring here to the CBS 60 Minutes segment last Sunday revealing possible Saudi involvement in 9/11, sparking all kinds of speculation on X. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr (@RobertKennedyJr) July 5, 2024 Open the files! This is ridiculous! They keep telling us how free we are and how we have to do a war with... Read More

The Vatican had a court session with the Good Cardinal. They handed him a tube of lube and told him to bend over. He slapped it out of their hands! The Good Cardinal rides for Jesus! They’re not sticking anything up his ass! They’re not injecting him with that DNA abortion juice! He was found... Read More

So, the Jews are doing a war, and children are disappearing. Some of them are under the rubble, dead. What did the Jews do with the rest of them, I wonder? Irish Times: Kidnapping and torturing children. Jews. This sounds familiar… The group’s child protection teams working in Gaza were reporting that the flight of... Read More

The last news I heard about Alex Jones was that he had managed to hold onto Infowars for the time being. That was about a week ago. Part of the issue is that, like with Harvey Weinstein, even if he gets sane treatment from some court, he’s got several other courts coming down on him... Read More

No one really knows what this means. In theory, Alex Jones will never be able to make money ever again, and will not be able to keep any of the money he has now. These people will hunt you, they will destroy you. These trials were insane, where Alex was issued default judgements without even... Read More

This is exactly what I keep saying, isn’t it? A new pandemic is inevitable. Of course, when I say it, I am talking about a “pandemic,” a la the coronavirus, which was a hoax. An actual pandemic disease isn’t even possible in the current year because of cleanliness procedures – hygiene and sterilization and so... Read More

I haven’t been to America in a long time, but I see the chemtrails videos. I used to dismiss this theory, but now they have all these papers saying they are going to do it to change the weather, and it sort of makes sense that they are actually already doing it. But if it’s... Read More

People are talking about the Baltimore bridge crash, as the media attempts to bury this story that is so embarrassing for the American system. Some people think it was some kind of sabotage, while others believe it is a natural result of the diversity that has infested our industrial systems in America. Personally, I do... Read More