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President Trump posted this:

Honestly, when I read posts like that from him, or see some of these clips from the Middle East, I’m like “yeah, whatever, have a war with Iran and do everything else for the Jews, just keep posting like this and I’m fine.”

But I do have to take issue.

The Boss’ skin was all atrophied, but he did something to fix it. No one knows what he did. Many people think he is eating babies or something similar. But I saw him perform with The Killers recently, and I was like, “damn, old man looking great.”

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I also saw him perform recently with another of my favorite half-assed pop bands, Gaslight Anthem, and also saw he looked fantastic.

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He looks a lot better than Brian Fallon, who is half his age. Poor Brian. You see, we, the Irish, are driven towards drinking large amounts of alcohol. If we do not consume this precious substance in massive quantities, we will die or become terrorists (in fact, these things will probably happen even if we drink enough alcohol). The problem is that after 40, when we really need the alcohol the most, that precious fluid which keeps us alive can also make us bloat up like piñatas. It is our cross to bear and we simply ask that you not judge our race and will continue to support our Dark Emperor Conor after he bloats up like one of those balloon creatures that advertises discounts at used car lots.

The point is, Trump is supposed to be tapped into the culture and he should know that Bruce, while definitely still a communist who hates America and is trying to destroy our country, looks really good now. I do think Trump should arrest him and send him to a gulag in El Salvador for supporting Joe Biden, but surely we can all admit it’s quite something for a 75-year-old man to look that fresh and fit.

No one knows how he recovered from Trump’s deadly vaccine, but he did, and Trump of all people should be giving him credit for that.

Trump should also start playing “Born in the USA” at his rallies and wait for Bruce to sue then say he’s overruling the Supreme Court and going to keep playing it. He should actually play “Lost in the Flood,” because “Born in the USA” actually is overrated.

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(That clip shows why people still know who Bruce is. In the 70s, he really was that good.)

But he won’t play that at a rally. Trump only likes positive vibes pop tripe.

Unlike some people, I don’t think the Village People are still funny. I stopped thinking that was funny long ago. The Lee Greenwood song is still funny, but I’m tired of it. He should play something.

The only thing I can think of right now that would meet his standards and fit with his dancing style is this:


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• Category: Ideology, Science • Tags: Anti-Vaxx, Conspiracy Theories 
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  1. As I understand it, once the “insult old actors and rock stars” phase of Project 2025 is complete, Trump will begin mass deportations and actually accomplish something for actual Americans, and won’t that be grand?! Then he’s going to repeal Obamacare, make overtime, tips, Social Security and organ sales tax free, then then then make all of our dreams come true! He’s going to reduce taxes on everyone making under 250K, make American jobs come home, and it will be Springtime in America again!

    All those that claim Trump’s aught but a crypto-jew kayfabe showman, a dancing clown for his masters will have to eat his kippah, you’ll see! Oh happy day!

    • LOL: Angharad
  2. Bout time you got back to work

  3. One of the biggest lies in Hollywood is that Springsteen is straight. During the early days of the Covid lockdown, he was pulled over by the cops at night near one of the biggest gay cruising beaches in New Jersey. Gays look better in general (unless they have aids) because they don’t spend years raising kids of their own and hang out at resorts as much as possible. They usually have higher incomes than straight men and eat healthier foods. I am assuming of course that Andrew doesn’t realize that the Boss loves meat more than anything else. They all do.

    • Replies: @Rich
    , @Skibidi Auschwitz
  4. Article on “The Queerness of Bruce Springsteen” 2019 on ultra lib site The Nation. You guys thought all of those songs were about girls? Sorry to break it to you but the lyrics were about all the fine young lads that he knew. https://www.thenation.com/article/archive/bruce-springsteen-queerness-essay/

  5. Andrew, you seem quite taken by the “old man looking great.” Does this mean you’re over your Sam Rockwell man crush?

  6. Rich says:
    @Sebastian Porka

    Springsteen avoided the draft during the Vietnam War by claiming to be a homosexual. I’m pretty sure you had to prove it to get out. This was according to his biographer, Dave Marsh.

  7. profnasty says:

    I call them ‘juxtapositions’; See them all the time.
    For instance. Comey threatens Donald’s life.
    The Deep State has always been gunning for him.
    So Donald has to get an offshore Air Force One.
    MIC is out to kill him, but he’s hard to hit.

  8. It could be that he is avoiding partying hard and the fact that he is a musician. I remember some kind of theory that learning to play an instrument later in life was good for mitigating problems related to aging like forgetfulness or becoming “slower”, senility.

    It takes a lot of practice, even if you have been doing it your whole life to be in a band. All that activity, coordination and concentration is probably not a bad thing.
    Check out this old guy on music:
    https://www.youtube.com/live/uVPeKazPKsw?si=8KCYSi7YGbzQI-Md

  9. @Sebastian Porka

    Feckin bullseye. Finally someone sees the ‘boss’ for the mincing jazz hands character he clearly is.
    Glory Days? more like glory hole…

    Ill tell you another interesting gay musical theatre actor: the extremely talented but utterly malign person who plays both James Hatfield and Tom Waits.

    Not to mention that Rush and ZZ Top are the same bunch of jewish homosexuals who laugh at their own ‘music’ and listen to Palestrina at home.

    And for that matter, Jamie Cullum and Bruno Mars are actually the same racially confused jewish midget.

    For those who have eyes to see and dont worship the ‘stars’ and their stupid songs. Most of these people allegedly have porn alters too….

    Oh what a mess. People love these weirdoes. And the fake sports games. Until people drop this shit and just do things themselves there will be no hope for anything.

    • Replies: @HarvardSqEddy
  10. Mustardoe says:

    Apparently, Trump is going to call for investigation into Kamala Harris regarding the legality of paying for endorsements under the guise of hiring entertainment. Springsteen could be in big trouble.

    • Replies: @Anon slim
  11. Anon slim says:

    Another old man thirst post? With bonus covid crying? That woman getting a million dollars must really be taking it’s toll. Well at least the Chad HTS is fixing simp Syria by putting the sluts back in their place, killing all the Christians and signing allegiance to Jews. Definitely won’t have to pretend you were being a wierdo internet fagstack with that one.

  12. Anon slim says:
    @Mustardoe

    Is that one of the 2300 sealed indictments? Patriots in control?

  13. muh muh says:

    Well, it’s a bit too foreign, but I’ve found a much more appropriate rally song for Trump:


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  14. BobbyToo says:

    After the 80’s, it was all downhill for Bruce. Not only did he not get better musically, he got worse, a lot worse.

    Worth hundreds of millions of dollars and continues to trash his own country where he made that money, he is one sick puppy. He doesn’t represent the working class, he mocks them.

    It’s rumored that Bruce has a really small penis, that’s why he crashes weddings, to emasculate the groom. You can see videos of him doing this on YouTube.

    John Landau, Bruce’s longtime manager, claimed many years ago that, “he had seen the future of rock ‘n’ roll, and its name was Bruce Springsteen.” Bruce, imho anyway, is the ‘Fred Flinstone’ of rock’n roll.

    Laundau is Jewish. Landau, and the other six founding members of the bullshit rock ‘n’ roll hall of fame are all Jews with the exception I believe of Ahmet Ertegun.

    Ignorant Bruce is mainly kissing their asses.

  15. @Skibidi Auschwitz

    Amen. And, ‘doing it’ on horse-drawn farms while drinking hand-drawn spring water.
    Absent that, the dreaded “Human Condition” shall be exploited by Banksters.

    • Replies: @Skibidi Nova Rave
  16. You can really dislike one’s character and still admit that one’s got talent. Part of being an adult is being able to cope with things you dislike.

    • Agree: Trinity
  17. Eric135 says:

    Born in the USA is one of the worst songs ever written.

    • Agree: BobbyToo
    • Replies: @Emslander
  18. @HarvardSqEddy

    By merely suggesting that you cease twerking to Springstein doesn’t mean opposing the tractor.

    The world is not altogether a binary of ‘horse-drawn farm work’ on one side and ‘LGBTQ Israeli psytrance festivals’ on the other. You could, you know, paint a picture or keep some bees or play an instrument rather than masturbating to Schindler’s List.

    Porn in the USA is a deranged three-toed tribute to the bizarre and dangerously delusional homosexual theatre troupe known as ‘American Vietnam War Veterans’. These antisocial pederasts, exemplified by John McCain, are drafted in whenever some sort of psychotic war for Israel is on the horizon and they can be relied upon to regurgitate whatever ‘horrors’ they experienced in a Ho Chi Minh city brothel for the edifications of obese zionists reared on the Scofield bible. This usually presages some sort of unprovoked atrocity against muslim civilians somewhere. But its all fine cause muuuuuh classic rock.

    It is widely known that the IDF force Hamas fighters to listen to the complete discography of Fleetwood Mac while they brutalise them.

    • LOL: Emslander
    • Replies: @HarvardSqEddy
  19. Bruce always sucked. His music all sounds the same. And his love for this country was always just an act.

    Fuck Bruce.

    • Agree: BobbyToo
    • Replies: @Trinity
  20. Anon[187] • Disclaimer says:

    Six-armed blue cunt and legal ignoramus Nikolalakakatokata Haley sure has seen the boss. She’s shitting on Article 19 for him. It must be destroyed you see, because if you criticize Jew supremacist genocide, Seinfeld’s reeking cunt wife needs to hire Jew Brownshirts to break your legs with a poleaxe.

    https://www.thefire.org/news/hey-nikki-haley-hands-our-anonymous-online-speech

  21. Trinity says:
    @Robert Dolan

    Bands back in the day who always seemed to be playing the same tune 🎶

    ZZ Top
    Van Halen
    AC/DC
    Journey
    KC & The Sunshine Band

    These just popped up immediately. I like Springsteen’s music and actually think he is an exceptional performer but like most celebrities he is full of himself. I am just hoping we will receive the total list of names FINALLY with the Diddler and ShlEpstein cases though I really DOUBT we will receive much if anything.

    • Agree: Passing by
  22. Trinity says:

    We have to cut people a break on the aging process. It is easy to maintain your looks and body up to 40 and in some cases even 50 years of age, after that unless you are completely dedicated your looks and body are going to start going downhill, if you do drugs, drink alcohol, smoke, have lots of stress, lack of sleep you are going down faster. Springsteen is 75 years old and looks it. He doesn’t look terrible for someone 75 and he has dropped some muscle mass, Springsteen in the 1980s seemed to almost have an athletic toned body but then again he was 35. Actually at 75 it is good to be a little light, hell even at 65 it is probably is wise to downsize. Trump is 78 and he looks the same age as Bruce, so it isn’t as if Trump is another Jack LaLanne or Marie Osmond.

    Cue: Atlantic City by Bruce Springsteen

  23. Trinity says:

    Trump and Springsteen. Look at photos taken of both 40 years ago and both have aged significantly and both of these guys live pampered lives. To be fair both of these guys look about average for their age. Now if it is that hard for pampered celebrities to maintain ( Trump is a celebrity) think about how hard it is for the average Joe.

  24. Emslander says:
    @Eric135

    Dancing in the Dark is his best song and it’s about him dancing with his mother. You be the judge.

    • Agree: Eric135
    • Replies: @Passing by
  25. It looks like a case of the Boss Man hatin on the Orange Man.

    No worries. Trump’s response was EPIC! A direct nuclear hit on the Boss right in his New Jersey toxic waste dump home! (Just kidding. Actually the bitch was on tour in Europe.)

    To be fair, Mr. Springsteen is an incredible talent. He is a Top 10 of all time artist. Most definitely not Top 5, but Top 10 for sure. One can easily see why former New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie was such a huge fan. A great reality show would have been forcing Mr. Christie to have to choose between a backstage pass at a Boss show or a free all you can eat buffet. Regarding the Boss himself personally, this is where my accolades for this slimy maggot come to an abrupt stop.

    Not only is he an obnoxious woke puke (he makes Robert DeNiro the equivalent of a cuddly teddy bear in comparison), even worse he was most prominent amongst those artists who required those attending their concerts show proof of having received the experimental COVID “vaccine.”

    I am completely done with celebrities of his ilk. They’re dead to me and I’ll never buy their material again.

    • Agree: Passing by
  26. @Skibidi Nova Rave

    Some peeps have minds which resemble a box of disparate flash cards spilled down on the floor.

  27. @Emslander

    It’s his biggest hit but The River had imho much better songs than Born in the USA. My personal favourite is Hungry Heart. As for Dancing in the Dark, in the video he invites a 19yr old Courtney Cox to dance on stage with him – man was she cute then and isn’t she evidence that Hollywood destroys beauty -, a bit too young to impersonate his mother methinks.

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